Its been a while and my memory is being used on Bio 200

So this happened a couple weeks ago. Remember my wrist? well yea i did something similar to that a couple weeks ago. so a bunch of us were jumping over chairs in the lounge and they were successfully clearing it. so i decided to go and i was pretty sure i could clear it too. when i was running towards the chair, kevin ieong decided to half ass a jump from the other side. (why would you do that?) i saw him jumping in mid air and i half assed my jump but i was already too far. i fell onto the chair and my thumb was bent backwards and it hurt like a bitch. but thats not the important point. i was so mad i didnt feel any pain at that moment. i hopped right back up and chased his ass down in the lounge. i was so close to decking him in the face. if tony rosario wasnt there to stop it then someone was gonna get hurt that night. i ended up punching the wall and the window once or twice and i left the lounge cause i couldnt punch anyone else. i stormed back to my room and i paced around like a mad man. thats when i felt the pain in my thumb

normal hand

as you may see its kinda swollen? (this was like 2 days after the incident)

i went to the doctor, took xrays and its all good but it took about 3 weeks to get better. it still doesnt feel the same and it probably wont for a while or ever again but what can i do?

as for kevin i didnt speak to him since the incident for a good 2 weeks, even though he tries to speak to me now i keep the conversation to a minimum (yes,no, i dont know) im not in a forgiving mood

asher roth also came a couple weeks ago

tech kids say leo and i are becoming more and more like one another, this is not good

my suitemate benson is one of the funniest people ever because he is a really soft spoken person but when you live next to leo kwan and i, you might attempt to become gangsta like us. we got benson rapping and doing the call of the bloods

the weather is getting cold

there was a carnival last friday, everything was free and i came home with so many prizes. now i dont know what im gonna do with those prizes

The Blueprint 3 is a good album

on one last note, college changes people, tech kids are weird, and trust me when i say they are weird. the stories ive heard in the short time we’ve been here is enough to convince me. now i cant share  these stories but they are insane.

thats all i can remember now cause its been so long but keep posting

You aint a hustla until you sell crack……

So im guessing its my turn again?
Ill just go even if its not my turn. Excuse the profanity and the poor grammar such as gonna lol I didn’t wanna fix it.

Anyways classes started a while back on the 31st of August, my birthday. A bunch of tech kids and Chris and a short appearance from ms legit threw me a surprise party. It was really nice. I know some of you guys were there too via tokbox but it was lagging like crazy.

Anyways I haven’t been up to much in a week and 2 days. I have class everyday. I hate Mondays and Wednesdays because I have 7:30 bio which means I have to wake up at 6. But I do end early most of my days and since there’s no homework yet I go to they gym so I wont get fat. However, I still might get fat.

One day in bio lab I had the squeaky chair in the room. It was squeaking every time I moved. There was one person who was chill with it and she just smiled it off. However there was this other bitch who was sitting next to me who grilled the shit outta me. At first I tried to play it cool and I just smiled and said “its my chair”. If she left it alone there, things would’ve been alright and maybe we could’ve been friends. But noooooooo she had to keep grilling the shit outta me so I was like “ITS MY CHAIR ITS NOT MY FAULT”. End of any possible friendship ever. Lol. She gave me a bitchy look and I was hot cause it’s not my fault my chair is squeaky so fuck you if your gonna grill me like that.

Well I guess ill tell you about the fob girl. Theres this girl names Jane with the heaviest accent ever. Shes nice and all but her accent is just too much. Leo and I being the jerk s that we are cannot be in the same room with this girl because we’ll just burst into laughter even if she doesn’t say anything. I know were going to hell for this but its too funny. If you heard her accent you would laugh too.

Theres also this other girl who looks exactly like Zi lin and I saw her in the dining hall one day. I was like 6 feet away from her and I shouted “HI Zi” and she gave me the “WTFFFFFFFFFF” look and then I realized she was not Zi lin. It was quite embarrassing. To make things worse, one day, Tony Rosario decides to go up to her and ask her if she can stand right next to Zi lin so we can compare. Keep in mind nobody knows who she is or has ever spoken to her. That was the most awkward moment ever and that is a friend I will never make.

Fall fest was this past Saturday, the 5th. We had Jadakiss, Busta Rhymes, Common and Lupe Fiasco perfom. Jada was alright. This is where i got the title from. Jada spit that hot lyric during his free style and the whole crowd including me went “ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh”. Busta sounds like hes yelling at you all the time. Common spit hot fire, he had one sick freestyle. Lupe was kind of disappointing but I guess because he was the most popular one so he had standards set high. Anyways this day pissed me off because the crowd was big and since I was pretty close up everyone was pushing. There was this one white bitch that kept pushing me at the hip and she couldn’t move me so she said I was pushing her. All her friends were up on my dick yelling at me when I wasn’t doing shit. They all got mad at me and I was about to slap a bitch. The black lady standing next to me understood though. She was like “he aint fucking pushing no one”. Even she got mad and shes like switch places with me and when we switched she yelled at those crackers and went “push ME now”. That ruined my night and I still wanted to slap a bitch. How the fuck are you gonna push me and then blame me for pushing you. Just for lying like that your mom deserves to get slapped.

So there was another party on the Friday before fall fest. I kicked ass in beer pong (3-0). Not much to say here. A party is a party. It was an asian frat this time. It wasn’t as ghetto looking as last time. I just don’t want them rushing me soon cause I went to your party.

Today there was a build a bear for 5 dollars. It was such a good deal, I couldn’t pass it up. So I built a penguin. After that I built a turtle because I was done with class for the day already. I didn’t name them yet and fill out their birth certificate so maybe you guys can help me.

Oh by the way if you look at Leo’s eyes he has pretty girly eyes. Im not the one who said this but when someone mentioned it I looked at them and they do look kinda girly.

Looking forward to you guys posting. I’m ready to read when you are. Im out. Keeping it fresh up in this B(uffalo).

Jada

Jada

Busta

Busta

Common

Common

Lupe

Lupe

My friends

I got the money, money and the cars, cars and the clothes…….. – Man

What it be, homies?

So I’m probably kinda late on this post because I’ve been up here for 3 days and I still haven’t posted but later is better than never.

Anywho we’ll start from the beginning at DAY 1. I arrived here at around 9ish so I was kinda early. I unpacked quite fast cause there wasn’t much to unpack or there wasn’t much to do. That’s why my day was dull. By noon I was done unpacking everything.  I went to lunch with my parents and then we went to office max to get my webcam that won’t work properly. There wasn’t much else to do because everyone was moving in. At night there was an ice cream gathering but a few of us Tech kids didn’t stay around. It was lame so instead I went grocery shopping at night with Zi Lin. That was fun because we got food for my room. And that’s when I learned there’s no “slice” here. I asked for a “slice” and they gave me a “WTF?!” look. So I had to clarify and ask for a “plain slice” or I can call it a “cheese”. Leo talks to Christina on the phone and then he goes on to say they’re “just really good friends” (yea right, your not tricking me here). It’s long distance cockblocking at its best. That was pretty much the end of my day. It was a lot of moving in and some grocery shopping. On the topic of food, it was normal food; Applebees with my parents and a slice of pizza. Nothing special but just wait.

So we’ll skip to DAY 2 where I had one of the weirdest wake up calls ever. Leo wakes up first and I slept later then he did and he’s yelling “wake up motherfucker” and I’m like wtfffffff. To make it worse he plays a tribute to Michael Jackson on his laptop, very loud and he screams a lyric or two. So I meet up with Zi Lin and we go to North campus, where we meet Chris. Chris is a pretty cool tall white kid. I underestimated the weather and I needed a hoodie but I didn’t bring one because I thought a t-shirt was enough (fail). We took an interlocking UB photo which wasn’t all that fun but we get FREE shirts. There was a University Welcome thing where people talk for an hour but that was my time to catch up on sleep. After that there was the student picnic where we had BBQ chicken, it was bad. We went back to the dorm where we met up with Leo who’s been at the gym (typical Leo). Somehow we kill time until 10ish and that’s when the fun started.

At 10ish we leave for a frat party, 5 dollars a head, all you can drink beer and “punch”. There was nothing to do, class didn’t start yet, so why not? We walk with a whole group of people there and its kinda ghetto. It’s just a basement with random writing all over and too many people there. I had a couple drinks but we don’t need details of what I had to drink, let’s just say its a couple drinks per hour. After my drinks I was just a little wobbly and happy.

Lets flashback a little. Sometime during the day I met people who were impressed with my name, as usual. Well there was this one girl who we’ll call Ms. Legit because she goes around telling everyone I’m “legit” whatever that’s suppose to mean. So before we leave for the party she asks if were going out and I assume she’s going out too. Little did I know we would end up at the same party. Now Ms. Legit is a pretty Asian girl. By the way Ms. Legit lives up on North Campus in Red Jacket quad, she told me. I’m not a stalker.

So back at the party Ms. Legit is flirting with anyone and everyone including me (yea that’s right and what?!). Leo’s like “man your getting some tonight, just use a condom please, shes all over you too much”. So she’s kinda drunk but she calls herself “tipsy and happy”. Well towards the end of the party someone comes up with the “great idea” that as long as _____ (fill in the blank with someones name at the party)  is drinking Ms. Legit and I would make out. She was so up for it until her roommate cockblocked the shit outta me. MS. LEGIT HAD TO GO BECAUSE SHE HAD TO TAKE HER ROOMMATE BACK TO HER ROOM. (FAIL) Now I don’t know what I would’ve done if the “game” continued and I’ll never know. BOOOOOOOOOOO

Anyways we walk back to our campus and dorm and it starts pouring on us (no umbrella). I realized that I haven’t eaten anything today so I beast on anything and everything I can find. That means all the turkey that I bought on Day 1 is now gone. So I get back to the dorm late and that’s pretty much starts DAY3.

Well this day starts off at with me, sitting in front of a computer, right after the party, listening to Leo talk to Christina again. -_______-  I should be sleeping cause I have to meet my parents for breakfast at  9 am. I get like 5 hours of sleep and I get IHOP with my parents. This time I give them hugs goodbye which was sad but I was ready. We meet up with people and just chill in dorm rooms for like 3 hours. So we’re all going to head to the mall at 3 pm and decide to take a bus to North Campus at 2 but the bus doesn’t come until 2:45 and were screwed.  We get there and find out you need to sign up for a ticket to go on the bus to Niagara Outlet Mall which they ran out of.

So we G the system and since the bus doesn’t fill up we’re allowed to get on. We waste 5 hours at the mall because there’s no good sales and nothing I need. Leo insists he got a deal on a Ralph Lauren polo because he paid ONLY 35 for it. But before he bought it he went into the fitting room to try it on or something. He went in with a hoodie and left with only a t shirt. WTF?! Yes, he left his hoodie in the fitting room and forgot all about it. I was laughing at him and he told me to shut up and not tell anyone but its too funny. You should’ve seen his face. $___$ ?

We head back and watch the last set of a UB girl’s volleyball game. (we lost 3-0). Going back to South campus we meet up with people to get dinner and we get Wendys so I decide I’m only getting nuggets. Ms. Legit says hi to me again. Her friend lives in the dorm right across from mine and I leave my door open often so people can look right in and she’s not a shy one. I think Ms. Legit might be Legit. (lmaooooooooooo)

So on the food side, today I had IHOP, a gyro at the mall which isn’t nearly as good as NYC cause  they don’t use lamb they use beef, Wendys chicken nuggets, and Shin Bowl (first instant noodle of college). There was a “welcome back bash” that I didn’t go to cause no one was going and it was pouring (it was on North campus) and that’s where all the food was for the night. The day ends with the usual, Leo and Christina on the phone.

Oh one day Leo found a long hair on his desk and he was like “nah man this aint cool, we cant do this now, how are you gonna have sex with some girl on my desk?” do you see the lack of trust I receive from this kid?

So to wrap up I don’t have the ice breakers that you guys have because we already had orientation. It’s up to you to choose what you want to do for the past 3 days. I hope this keeps you entertained and puts a smile on your face. I don’t want to blog boring stuff so just say it was interesting. Most importantly, I miss you all and think about the good times we had every time something reminds me of it. There just won’t be the same level of comfort here that I’ve built with you guys in such a short time. Now that I’ve talked too much I’m ready to hear your stories. Keep them coming.

pictures to come, if i feel like it or if i take any but i don’t have any food pictures, sorry