Seasons Greeting

Hey everyone,

I know everyone’s finals are right around the corner. Minus Karen cause shes done and out of Florida soon. Anyway, it snowed here at Babson and probably everywhere else on the east coast. The snow got me into the christmas spirit and so i saw something on my friend’s computer. So i made this for the guys, i wanted to do it for the girls but theres too many.

I hope you guys get a good laugh from this when your finals are too stressful.
Everyone’s back in the city in about a week so we’re probably all looking forward to that and get your shopping done guys.
My friend didnt shop for his girlfriend yet so his options so far are gummy bears, im not sure any girl wants that for her gift espcially if it’s from Babson.
So nothing interesting has really been happening unless you count waking up and finding a pillow at your feet which left me so confused. Apprently some random swiss guy jumped on my bed and napped there while i was sleeping at around 2, i was told this by my roommates.
But good luck on your finals and make yourselves elves if your bored.

-Wingkai
P.S- the underlined thing is the link, i screwed up on the link before

My rooms a mess…I blame midterms-Wingkai

Hey guys,

I hope everyones have fun in college or on their break. But this weekend, judy and jenny yuan visited penny, lisa, and me at Babson. It was interesting weekend knowing the the pinching never stops nor does the money saving part. This weekend was fun but back to school and for me, maybe a bit of excercise.

So i went back home last week and i got so much chinese food. The first thing i did was eat as much chinese food i could then weighted myself on the scale to see what college did to me. I’m 178 and when i left new york for college, i was 168.  GOD DAM, its only been 6 weeks and i gained 10 pounds. im telling you guys, im gonna get freshman 25 instead. Instead of my balling, im gonna be the ball. Btw,  i got home at 8 30 and at 9 30, tim yan calls me out and i stay out until 11 and got rained on, worth it since i got to see my ct crew. The next day, i got to go yum cha, so good, the food back in ct.(ct=chinatown). On the day i left for babson that sunday, my mom threw me a bag of 24 cup noodles and a bag of food to bring back. We had cha siew, soy sauce chicken, and roast duck, vitasoy, and mooncake. First feast at Babson.

So some very intereting things happened here at Babson since i last posted. First off, our dorm hall is a prank hall. HAHAHA and guess who started it? yours truly. i started by pouring cold water on my friend when he was showering. IM A JERK, then after that, i pantsed my other friend who was the roommate of the cold water incident. My reign of terror doesnt end there. However, i got sprayed by a watergun while i was doing math hw. those assholes, haha. from there, i reinstated my reign of terror by taking my suitemates cloths while he was showering alon with any other articles of clothing in the bathroom and i also got revenge on the person who sprayed me with his own watergun while he was wrestling. i shot him in the butt. I’m horrible. But influence is powerful. The cold water shower guy and the pantsed guy played a prank on their suitemate by putting a pillow overhim while he slept and began to beat him with pillows. for the final pank so far for me, me, my friend, and my roommated decided to stick my other roommates items on the ceiling. we got his slippers, vitamins, bottles, headphones, and his toothbrush tacked to the ceiling.

Toothbrush on wall

wall tacking

Aside from pranks, we had midterms and now thats over, i shall clean my messy desk that i did not clean due to midterms and brighten my room which needs lighting. Good luck to everyone who had or have midterms soon since you guys are gonna over study.  Till next time guys.

Sprained ankles from Babson with love-Wingkai

Hey Guys,

I know everyone has started college already so i hope everyones have fun and enjoying their time at college. Anyway, like the title, i sprained my ankle like the baller i am. But good part, WE WON. Winning beats pain anyway. So as we all heard when we were heading to college that its the same as HS…they lied. A 16 hr work period only gives you  B+.

Aside from that. Babson is insane on thrusdays and weekends. PARTY!!!unless your me.  Im at my dorm watching people walk by in packs. On occasions when im bored, i have random chats with people outside, everyones really nice and loud.  On special occasions, the police is outside and we have nice chats through my window. My dorm is on the first floor.

As you guys now, i have a kazakstan roommate. HE NEEDS TO BE AMERICANIZED so being the wingman i am, im gonna take on this hard task. The first thing was teaching him who Russel Peters was cause he doesnt know. If your reading this and you dont know who he is, fail. the second part, he thinks NIKE is nike(like mike). I go on to tell him that its nike, the correct way and that the way hes saying it is gay cause it sounds like a guy. As we all know, in america, we name stuff after grls such sa Billy Jean or in ke’s case, Mei Ling and betsy. No offense meant to anyone.
The only other interesting thing that happened to me was that like 2 days ago, i found that someon left sticker outside my dorm for me. there was a post it with a grls handwritting. I wrecked my brain and i cant think of who i was talking to about stickers. OH, GOT A TV and if someone home would kindly send me my xbox, i would appreciate it. Apparently my 3 roommates play halo so there goes my 4.0 GPA. BTW, i found a guy with rockband in my hall(target is karen).

Other than that, nothing else fun happened. See you guys in 16 days. PEACE OUT from your baller friend.

Greeting from the terrorist room-Wingkai

Hey Guys,

So this is the second day at Babson. For all you guys left that need to move, i say GET SOME SLEEP. I thought i could stay up but i ended up not being able to stay away. I unconciously fell asleep twice during the first day and by 7 pm, i died. But heres the stories from move in to orientation to today.

First day: As lisa said. when we came in, the volunteers cheered for us like crazy and was so loud. So the first thing that happens is.. FREE STUFF. they gave awwy free shirts, sanitizers, and some dorm stuff but best of all, free laptop!!! any asian would feel like home. But goodbyes suck, my mom cried and i ended up tearing a bit. tearing, not allergies.
So i move in and i meet my roommates whom i given all nicknames. First, there the khazakstan guy who i named Borat, the korean guy, Kim JOng Il, the white guy, Nixon, and me, Mao, so our dorm is all terroist in some way. But they’re all cool and athletic. Foriegn exchange students arent all the bright, i offered borat chips ahoy and he opene it but instead of peeling according to the sign that says EASY PEEL HERE, he opens it from the back and breaks the box. STALE COOKIES, NOOOO.  Then there were ice breakers, a good amount and always, i forget their names right away(its not only me who does this).we had some more group activities and a BBQ on the first day but rained later on. After that, nothing really happened until about 12ish. everyone sleeped early so i had to oovoo in the hall and i forgot my key, twice. But most disturbing part was that i had my headphones on in the dorm and my khazastan roommate comes out of the shower naked except for th towel around this waist. i ignore him and i thought i heard him say something to me and as i turn around, hes MOONING me.

Second day/today: So the first thing i see when i wake up is my korean roommates ass who got out of the shower. thank god for my bad eyesight. Later on, we had two talks about our free laptops(woohoo) and the basic classes. but penny was in the same room today so we were in the back talking. instead of listening, i ended up texting man ke and karen and my mom called 4 times in class. fyi, phone are louding than ringtones when they are on the tap and vibrate. After that, we had chowahfest and a performer come in. this guy is really funny but he made me his assistant for this one trick. he asked me for my name and i told him wing and he was like “LIKE CHICKEN WINGS?”. anyway, he said he would read my mind and he did. he wrote down the word i was thinking of.  During dinner, penny put som hot sauce on a fortune cookie and for some reason, i ate it. i thought college makes you smarter, not for me.

Bromance: HLY SHIET, when tech ended, i thought bromance would stop. THIS SHIET ISNT STOPPING and nor are the gay jokes/actions. guys dont put clothes on before they leave the bathroom, the performer putting his crotch in ppls faces as a joke. the guy also made some gay jokes when he asked is anyone thinking of the first letter. some guy said R and the performer was like hey, you two have a connection, could be destiny. THANKS JERK, all i needed was more bromance. Thats about it for now, its been two crazy days. Hope you all enjoy college and i miss you guys and chinatown too. i needa go to walmart but without a car, you’re scrweed around here. but the countdown begans, 3 months guys, then we’re coming home. 

 (photos soon)